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Swagoo Favorites
Creamy Garlic
The description's in the title...
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Must Turd
Spicy yellow mustard sauce. Get your brats.
Blueberry Coffee
Spreads like a spicy marmalade. It's really good on cheese... and buttered pancakes...
Mango Habanero
It's heat and sweet in all the best ways.
Dirty Apple Sanchez
Green apples (Gringo Verde) and Jalapenos make this Mexican classic.
Voodoo Boo Boo Swagoo Goo
It's Cajun...
Super Lime
You really have to like lime... It's light, refreshing, thin and citrusy. Perfect for lime lovers and fans of summer.
Orange Carpet
Yes, the curtains are orange also. Robust with yellow bell peppers and carrots, yet inviting with oranges and just the right amount of habanero. Hair NOT included.
Hot Fuzz
Fingers UP yall! Bourbon soaked peaches and honey make this dirty down south gem. Throw it on your biscuits, cornbread, and fried chicken.
Black Swagoo Specials
Good Lord!
Straight habanero and ghost peppers with a touch of some other stuff.
Banana Jam
Fermented habaneros and garlic base, with a banana jammed in every one of these funky monkeys.
Ow! My Butt!
Ghost, Trinidad, Carolina, Habanero, Bubba Stuff... I don't know, but my butt hurts.
Smoky BBQ
Nice and tomatoey, and nice on toes! You can lick this versatile goo right off of just about anything.
Peppa Dew Dew Sauce
Peppadew peppers placed properly per plate produce pleasant people.
That Funky Nasty Stank
You know the one. This sauce smells like someone wrapped dirty old never cleaned gym socks around that piece of fish you forgot to cook at the bottom of your fridge two weeks ago.
Seasonal Swagoo
Soulless Genetic Mistake
Ginger to the max! Love this left-handed sauce on sushi.
Vodka Goo
Mikey's favorite.
An Exotic Affair
Mango and pineapple done had a honey baby.
Poppin' Sauce
You'll never forget your first time trying this one. These memorable cherries will pop your taste buds.
Love Drips
This wine and shallot mix only comes once per year on Valentine's day.
Cumin my butt
Jokes aside, it's fantastic on Mediterranean food.
It's Pretty Hot
It's like Ow! My Butt... But only a little bit.
Water Melons
A light summer treat. Mild and fruity just waiting for the right hands.
Turkey Genocide Day
Cranberry GOOdness! Available around thanksgiving and goes perfectly on those poor murdered turkeys.
H.P.V.
It's disgusting, but still the best HPV you've ever had.
Creamed Jalapeno
So creamy, and so Jalapenoey...
Cougar Juice
An aged pinot noir on the nose, and a sense of entitlement on the back end.